Potent Quotables (updated periodically)

  • "If you like sausages and laws, you should never watch either one of them being made." -- Otto von Bismarck
  • "God who gave us life, gave us liberty. Can the liberties of a nation be secure when we have removed a conviction that these liberties are the gift of God? Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, that his justice cannot sleep forever." -- Thomas Jefferson
  • "The best way to prove a stick is crooked is to lay a straight one beside it" -- FW Boreham
  • "There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, 'There you are' and those who say, 'Here I am'" -- Abigail Van Buren
  • "It was not political rhetoric, mass rallies or poses of moral indignation that gave the people a better life. It was capitalism." -- Thomas Sowell

Friday, January 09, 2009

Wipe it!

That's right, as president, you are expected to get me a job and wipe my booty (and I don't mean treasure). But what happens when I'm ready to wipe my own? Wouldn't it be strange if life in America becomes an eternal potty training lesson? Maybe Obama can put 30 million new government workers on the payroll and rule them all on the job front. Take that Table 1.1!!!
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