Potent Quotables (updated periodically)

  • "If you like sausages and laws, you should never watch either one of them being made." -- Otto von Bismarck
  • "God who gave us life, gave us liberty. Can the liberties of a nation be secure when we have removed a conviction that these liberties are the gift of God? Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, that his justice cannot sleep forever." -- Thomas Jefferson
  • "The best way to prove a stick is crooked is to lay a straight one beside it" -- FW Boreham
  • "There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, 'There you are' and those who say, 'Here I am'" -- Abigail Van Buren
  • "It was not political rhetoric, mass rallies or poses of moral indignation that gave the people a better life. It was capitalism." -- Thomas Sowell

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Don't Care

Ham it up Chuck! In fact, I don't care so much I'm thinking of FedEx'ing you a pulled pork sandwich with the cash I've got in my wallet. Ah, heck, I'll just send you a cashier's check for what's left in my checking account and let you name my firstborn child. In fact, you can even date my daughter when she comes of age, have the keys to my car, and stay at my house on weekends. But wait, there's more. I'll even throw in my free will, and if you act now, you can have my soul. Operators are standing by. So here's a quarter, Chuck. Call someone who cares.
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